DOG ON THE RUN

It's me, Piper - SHHH!!! Don't let Mom know what we are up to. First, I want to thank everyone who came to my assistance during my recent incarceration. All of you are great pals.

It wasn't long after I posted my plight that the NY Bully Brats showed up. I wondered why they were coming here to do their laundry, but I soon found out that the laundry basket was only a ruse.

They came stealthily into our house. As soon as Mom had her back turned, I had a chance to look into their "laundry" basket. The first thing I saw was all of the treats they had collected from my blogging buddies.

But under the treats, I saw the real reason they were here. They wanted to sneak in the bolt cutters. They were right - the bolt cutters were much more efficient than a file and quieter too - Mom would have really been tipped off if she had heard me filing all day long - with a few quick snips of the bolt cutters - I was out and we were on our way.

My next scheduled stop is in CT at Maggie and Mitch's house. They have offered to let me stay with them for a few days and have also said that pizza is being served tonight for din din. That, in itself, is worth the trip.

If this doesn't get me far enough away,
I have Agatha and Archie on standby.
They will get me to the airport.

Where I will be off to the sunny yard
and beautiful pool of Paco and Milo.
I'm a little concerned
because I don't speak Italian,
but I think they can
translate for me.

I have also taken on a new identity.
Just so you'll know me -
I am now Piper Villa.
(FYI - the pistols are just a prop,
my secretary didn't know how to remove them
from the picture -
but they don't freak me out near as much
as my hairless paws and neck!)

I'll see you soon,
Piper V