Saturday, May 30, 2009

DOG ON THE RUN

It's me, Piper - SHHH!!! Don't let Mom know what we are up to. First, I want to thank everyone who came to my assistance during my recent incarceration. All of you are great pals.

It wasn't long after I posted my plight that the NY Bully Brats showed up. I wondered why they were coming here to do their laundry, but I soon found out that the laundry basket was only a ruse.

They came stealthily into our house. As soon as Mom had her back turned, I had a chance to look into their "laundry" basket. The first thing I saw was all of the treats they had collected from my blogging buddies.

But under the treats, I saw the real reason they were here. They wanted to sneak in the bolt cutters. They were right - the bolt cutters were much more efficient than a file and quieter too - Mom would have really been tipped off if she had heard me filing all day long - with a few quick snips of the bolt cutters - I was out and we were on our way.

My next scheduled stop is in CT at Maggie and Mitch's house. They have offered to let me stay with them for a few days and have also said that pizza is being served tonight for din din. That, in itself, is worth the trip.


If this doesn't get me far enough away,
I have Agatha and Archie on standby.
They will get me to the airport.

Where I will be off to the sunny yard
and beautiful pool of Paco and Milo.

I'm a little concerned
because I don't speak Italian,
but I think they can
translate for me.
I have also taken on a new identity.
Just so you'll know me -
I am now Piper Villa.
(FYI - the pistols are just a prop,
my secretary didn't know how to remove them
from the picture -
but they don't freak me out near as much
as my hairless paws and neck!)
I'll see you soon,
Piper V

12 comments:

Rachel said...

Oh my Piper... you're an outlaw!

Abigail said...

Good luck!!!

DCampy34 said...

Glad we could help - Mommy had to buy those bolt cutters to free me from the day bed - i got my head stuck in the bars when i was a puppy.

Woodrow Sweetie & MJ

the TN Bull Terrors said...

Way to go Woodrow, Sweetie & MJ! See there ARE brains in those egg-heads! We Bull Terrors are good at sneakin! Glad you got free, Run, Piper, Run! Do ya'll need us to get our house in wheels??

Feather, Darla, Pappy & LizzaBella ^..^

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

HaRoooooooo!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

pughy said...

LOL brilliant.. You can come here too if you get accross the pond.

Hugs GJ xx

Pamela, Kira and Scampi said...

Wooo! great disguise! If I recognize woo you can come swim in my pool, I speak Floridian.
~puppy kisses~
-Kira The BeaWootiful

Maggie and Mitch said...

Pizza was from Carini's tonight, Piper!
We're so glad we could help you out!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

The OP Pack said...

We just read about your incarceration, Piper. So glad the Bully Brats came to your rescue, but don't stay away too long, we will miss you.

Tail wags, the OP Pack

Asta said...

Oh Pipew
I'm so glad that so many fwiends came to help you. Being incawcewated even if it's fwo a good weason su%$#.
You could have come to stay at my house too you know hehehehe..
if you evew need to , you know whewe I live..tuwn left fwom M&M's hose and dwive fow about two houws and I'm wight next to the Hudson wivew..you can't miss me
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Martine said...

HILARIOUS!!!!!!

TwoSpecialWires said...

Piper! Never would we have guessed you'd bust out of your crate and travel the world during your newfound freedom! Do you know where we live in Colorado???? You are more than welcome to visit us. We'd love it. And Fergi never has that tempting scent.... you can come anytime you want!

Hopeful,
Jake and Fergi

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