Friday, May 29, 2009

~~BREAK ME OUT!!!!~~~PLEASE!!

Well you all probably know how Mother Nature designed us guys. We are always on the ready, especially when our gal is putting out those delightful odors. And does Carrleigh ever smell good!!! I understand that Mom wants us all to be as healthy as we can be and that she doesn't want the girls to have puppies every time they could, but it is driving me crazy.

It's so bad that Mom has to walk me by myself -
she walks the girls together these days.



A guy like me can't get any rest
especially on Mom and Dad's bed.

I don't even get to sleep in my favorite spot
on top of my crate.
I can't even look out my window
(see where I've worn the paint off the sill)

Mom was being very fair about things,
She would crate me for 2 hours.
and then Carrleigh would be crated for 2 hours.
Switching off was a good idea.
But I can't help myself,
(and I got a little stooopid)
Carrleigh smells so good,
it made me grab Mom's leg
and you can guess what I tried to do.
Well that got me in severe trouble.

And now I am incarcerated!!!
Mom's trying to be as fair as she can
about this,
but I hate it!!

Please send me some treats with a file hidden in them - I need to get out of this jail.

Piper, the love meister

13 comments:

DCampy34 said...

Poor piper i will send you so nummies with a bolt cutter - a file takes too long - i live in a house with 2 females too - so i know your pain

Woodrow

Hamish Westie said...

Gosh Piper, as an 'all male' dog myself, I totally sympathize with your, er, frustrations....
Oh - I was going to suggest some action you might take that should help relieve your feelings, but Gail tells me she's quite sure no-one wants to read about THAT in a dog blog!
Cheers anyway, H.

Rachel said...

Gosh Piper... we're so sorry! The good news though... you are so doggone cute that she probably won't stay mad at you for long! Meanwhile, we'll try to send you a file in a bag of kibble.

Maggie and Mitch said...

OMG, you poor thing, Piper! You're welcome to come to our house and stay awhile while Carrleigh is in season! We're having pizza tomorrow for dindin so you might want to think about this and make a decision asap!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Mango said...

Aw, you can't help yourself with that hot gal all strutting her stuff around your sturdy little self. I hope the torture ends soon.

Slobbers,
Mango

pughy said...

Oh you poor thing, life is so not fair. I dont have your problem as mum made a trip to the vet man with me when I was small. Wish I could help my friend.

Hang in there.

HUgs GJ xx

Paco....Milo and mom..Simona said...

OMDDDDDDDDD!!!!
Poor Piper!!!!!!!!!!!
we loved if you would like to come to our house and stay awhile while Carrleigh is in season!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luckily we haven't girls in our house but we know what you are feeling because when there are girls in season in the neighborhood we felt like CRAZY!!!!!!!!!
We're waiting youuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!
Lots of love and kisses dear friend!!!!!!!!!!
MUAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Pamela, Kira and Scampi said...

Poor Piper, too bad, boy dogs are all alike. Although Scampi has not tried the Mom leg thing yet, I don't think that would go over to well. He is impossible to work at at dog school if a B***ch is in season.
-Kira The BeaWootiful

Martine said...

Sweet Piper... all you want to do is spread the love.... humans just dont get it sometimes

xo sugar

Agatha and Archie said...

YOU GUYS!!! We can not belive we haven't been here before, but here we are!!!! If you want us to come spring you out let us know.. We are really good with that kind of stuff... Love Agatha and Archie (A+A)

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Maybe someone needs some new terds?

The best of lukhk to woo with the smell that does woo in!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Sally said...

We are sending you a large file in a cake - but if you escape I have a feeling you wouldn't go very far from Carrleigh.... Hope it passes soon - we know how it makes some dogs go crazy...

Sally and Paddy

TwoSpecialWires said...

Piper, your eyes look like you are pleading. We are so sorry, but Mom's know best.

Hang in there,
Jake and Fergi (from our OWN blog!)

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