It's so bad that Mom has to walk me by myself -
she walks the girls together these days.
she walks the girls together these days.
A guy like me can't get any rest
especially on Mom and Dad's bed.
especially on Mom and Dad's bed.
I don't even get to sleep in my favorite spot
on top of my crate.
I can't even look out my window
(see where I've worn the paint off the sill)
Mom was being very fair about things,She would crate me for 2 hours.
and then Carrleigh would be crated for 2 hours.
Switching off was a good idea.
But I can't help myself,
(and I got a little stooopid)
Carrleigh smells so good,
it made me grab Mom's leg
and you can guess what I tried to do.
Well that got me in severe trouble.
And now I am incarcerated!!!
Mom's trying to be as fair as she can
about this,
but I hate it!!
Mom's trying to be as fair as she can
about this,
but I hate it!!
Please send me some treats with a file hidden in them - I need to get out of this jail.
Piper, the love meister
Poor piper i will send you so nummies with a bolt cutter - a file takes too long - i live in a house with 2 females too - so i know your pain
ReplyDeleteWoodrow
Gosh Piper, as an 'all male' dog myself, I totally sympathize with your, er, frustrations....
ReplyDeleteOh - I was going to suggest some action you might take that should help relieve your feelings, but Gail tells me she's quite sure no-one wants to read about THAT in a dog blog!
Cheers anyway, H.
Gosh Piper... we're so sorry! The good news though... you are so doggone cute that she probably won't stay mad at you for long! Meanwhile, we'll try to send you a file in a bag of kibble.
ReplyDeleteOMG, you poor thing, Piper! You're welcome to come to our house and stay awhile while Carrleigh is in season! We're having pizza tomorrow for dindin so you might want to think about this and make a decision asap!
ReplyDeleteLove ya lots
Maggie and Mitch
Aw, you can't help yourself with that hot gal all strutting her stuff around your sturdy little self. I hope the torture ends soon.
ReplyDeleteSlobbers,
Mango
Oh you poor thing, life is so not fair. I dont have your problem as mum made a trip to the vet man with me when I was small. Wish I could help my friend.
ReplyDeleteHang in there.
HUgs GJ xx
OMDDDDDDDDD!!!!
ReplyDeletePoor Piper!!!!!!!!!!!
we loved if you would like to come to our house and stay awhile while Carrleigh is in season!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luckily we haven't girls in our house but we know what you are feeling because when there are girls in season in the neighborhood we felt like CRAZY!!!!!!!!!
We're waiting youuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!
Lots of love and kisses dear friend!!!!!!!!!!
MUAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Poor Piper, too bad, boy dogs are all alike. Although Scampi has not tried the Mom leg thing yet, I don't think that would go over to well. He is impossible to work at at dog school if a B***ch is in season.
ReplyDelete-Kira The BeaWootiful
Sweet Piper... all you want to do is spread the love.... humans just dont get it sometimes
ReplyDeletexo sugar
YOU GUYS!!! We can not belive we haven't been here before, but here we are!!!! If you want us to come spring you out let us know.. We are really good with that kind of stuff... Love Agatha and Archie (A+A)
ReplyDeleteMaybe someone needs some new terds?
ReplyDeleteThe best of lukhk to woo with the smell that does woo in!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
We are sending you a large file in a cake - but if you escape I have a feeling you wouldn't go very far from Carrleigh.... Hope it passes soon - we know how it makes some dogs go crazy...
ReplyDeleteSally and Paddy
Piper, your eyes look like you are pleading. We are so sorry, but Mom's know best.
ReplyDeleteHang in there,
Jake and Fergi (from our OWN blog!)